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+# ABAP Shittier
+
+A Claude Code skill that does the opposite of the ABAP Pretty Printer. You give it
+clean ABAP, it gives you back the ugliest version it can manage. The only rule is
+that the result still compiles and behaves exactly the same.
+
+It's the ABAP take on [Shittier](https://github.com/), the joke anti-Prettier.
+
+## What it actually does
+
+The Pretty Printer indents your code, fixes keyword casing, and aligns your
+declarations. This undoes all of that. Casing goes random, indentation ignores
+scope, alignment gets torn apart, lines break in stupid places, and the mandatory
+spaces get padded out to look worse.
+
+What it does not do is change behavior. If you run the tokens through it ignoring
+whitespace and casing, you get the exact input back.
+
+Some reasons you might want this:
+
+* Showing a junior why the formatting standards are there
+* A cursed commit for April 1st or a conference talk
+* Throwing garbage at a linter or review process to see what it catches
+
+It is not for obfuscation or hiding code. It's a joke.
+
+## What it won't break
+
+ABAP parses on tokens, so a few things have to stay intact or the code stops
+activating. Shittier leaves these alone:
+
+* `*` line comments stay in column 1
+* required spaces around operators and parentheses get padded, never deleted
+  (`lv_x = 1` becomes `lv_x   =  1`, which still compiles)
+* string templates and literals are untouched
+* statements, their closing periods, and `:` `,` chains stay as they are
+* keywords and identifiers keep their actual letters, only the casing moves
+
+## Install
+
+```bash
+# all projects
+unzip abap-shittier.zip -d ~/.claude/skills/
+
+# just this repo
+unzip abap-shittier.zip -d .claude/skills/
+```
+
+The file has to land at `~/.claude/skills/abap-shittier/SKILL.md`, not one folder
+deeper. Start a new Claude Code session and it picks it up.
+
+## Using it
+
+Ask for it in plain language:
+
+> shittier this class
+> un-format this method
+> make this report unreadable
+
+## Example
+
+Before:
+
+```abap
+METHOD get_customer_balance.
+  DATA: lv_total TYPE bapidoccur,
+        lt_items TYPE STANDARD TABLE OF ty_item.
+
+  SELECT * FROM ztable
+    INTO TABLE @lt_items
+    WHERE kunnr = @iv_kunnr.
+
+  LOOP AT lt_items INTO DATA(ls_item).
+    lv_total = lv_total + ls_item-amount.
+  ENDLOOP.
+
+  rv_balance = lv_total.
+ENDMETHOD.
+```
+
+After:
+
+```abap
+   meThOd get_customer_balance.
+DATA: lv_total TYPE bapidoccur,
+        lt_items TYPE STANDARD TABLE oF ty_item.
+      SeLeCt  *   fROm ztable    InTo TaBLe @lt_items   wHeRe kunnr = @iv_kunnr.
+ LooP aT lt_items inTo DATA(ls_item). lv_total    =  lv_total +    ls_item-amount. ENDloop.
+        rv_BALANCE
+=
+   lv_total.
+ENDmeThod.
+```
+
+Same tokens, same result, unreadable.
+
+## Layout
+
+```
+abap-shittier/
+  SKILL.md    the skill itself
+  README.md   this file
+```
+
+## License
+
+MIT.